Rally to restore sanity on Oppo!

"themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles" (themanwithsauce) 12/09/2013 at 21:19 • Filed to: Humor, Lancia, Rally

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I don't know how/what/why/who, but shit apparently went down today and it was stirred into a frothy milkshake of anger and hate. This is NOT the Oppo way. Now we have people apologizing for shit they didn't even stir, which causes the shit that was previously not stirred to become stirred from the future. This causes it to enter a state of being both stirred and not stirred. AKA, a "Schrodinger Shitshake".

So for all of my fellow Oppos, allow me to put this into terms for us all to understand so that we may rally together, to restore some sanity and proper etiquette to Oppo. All of these shit stirring posts are Lancia Delta S4s - powerful, dangerous, ridiculous, and one wrong turn from a flaming crash.

Do not strive for your post to be an S4. Instead, look to the humble, and more endearing Delta Integrale. Much more modest, yet timeless and classic because of it. Constructed with both purpose and passion, let the integrale serve as the role model for all of us to follow on here.

JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 12/09/2013 at 21:22

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The only thing we have to fear is Kinja itself!

I'm done with shit stirring for a good, long while. It only brings pain and destruction.

Party-vi > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 12/09/2013 at 21:22

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Stop stirring shit about stopping the shit stirring about shit stirring.

EL_ULY > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 12/09/2013 at 21:28

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why most we stir shit?

i'd use a blender :]

joemcm > EL_ULY 12/09/2013 at 21:30

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For wholesale shitstirring of course!

Krieger (@FSKrieger22) > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 12/09/2013 at 21:30

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Well, I have a sufficiently large pot of stirred shit that's just been placed in front of me in real life, so yeah... not going to go out of my way to do so.

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > EL_ULY 12/09/2013 at 21:36

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you should add ice to chill that shit and instead of adding the shit, add some ice cream and flaors and make a milkshake so you can *puts on sunglasses* chill......

EL_ULY > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 12/09/2013 at 21:42

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mmm, why is it when it gets cold outside it makes me want ice cream.

Destructive Tester > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 12/09/2013 at 22:03

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Why do all internet arguments remind me of this...

Victorious Secret > Party-vi 12/10/2013 at 01:53

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We're so meta that we've gone plaid.

Ex. President Mack41 > Party-vi 12/10/2013 at 08:18

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At least this dude used Lancias

King Ginger, not writing for Business Insider > Ex. President Mack41 12/10/2013 at 12:14

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I would make this line into a Blipshift shirt.

Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius > Destructive Tester 12/11/2013 at 20:06

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When you can't stir it fling it?